three sisters wanted to get married,but
their parents could'nt afford it so they had
all of them on the same day. they also
could'nt afford to go on a honeymoon so they
all stayed home with their new hubbies. that
night, the mother got up because she could'nt sleep.
when she went past her oldest
daughter's room, she heard screaming. then
she went to her second daughter's room and she heard laughing. then she went to her youngest daughter's room and she couldn't hear anything.
the next morning when the men left,
the mother asked her oldest daughter, "why
were you screaming last night?" the
daughter replied, " mom you always told me
if something hurt i should scream."
"thats true." she looked at her second
daughter."why were you laughing so much
last night?"
the daughter replied," mom you always
said that if something tickled you should
laugh."
"that's also true." then the mother
looked at her youngest daughter."why was
it so quiet in your room last night?"
the youngest daughter replied," mom
you always told me i should never talk with
my mouth full."