A man who can't stop farting goes to the doctor. "It's like this doc... BRRRRT, I can't seem to stop... BRRRRt". The doctor holds up his hand and says "just one moment" leaves the room, and returns with a long pole with a hook on the end. The guy looks worried and says "what are you going to do, doc?" "First of all, I'll open the window" says the doc.
A married man farts in bed and shouts goal!! 1 score to me!! His wife farts and says goal!! 1 to you and 1 to me!! The man strains to fart, he is not sure if he is going to pooh or fart but oops! He poohs the bed! She says "what was that?" he says " half time darling, switch sides!"
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
very good, have to try it sometime!Originally Posted by nigel
A married man farts in bed and shouts goal!! 1 score to me!! His wife farts and says goal!! 1 to you and 1 to me!! The man strains to fart, he is not sure if he is going to pooh or fart but oops! He poohs the bed! She says "what was that?" he says " half time darling, switch sides!"
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