A man who can't stop farting goes to the doctor. "It's like this doc... BRRRRT, I can't seem to stop... BRRRRt". The doctor holds up his hand and says "just one moment" leaves the room, and returns with a long pole with a hook on the end. The guy looks worried and says "what are you going to do, doc?" "First of all, I'll open the window" says the doc.
