very good, have to try it sometime!Originally Posted by nigel
A married man farts in bed and shouts goal!! 1 score to me!! His wife farts and says goal!! 1 to you and 1 to me!! The man strains to fart, he is not sure if he is going to pooh or fart but oops! He poohs the bed! She says "what was that?" he says " half time darling, switch sides!"
