quick fix
husband and wife were talking.
hon, can you fix the bulb outside?! asks the wife.
hello?! i'm not an electrician,"sarcastically answered the husband.
"can you fix the ladder then?" followed the wife.
hello?! i'm not a carpenter," replied the husband, before storming out the house.
when he returned he noticed that the bulb
and ladder had been repaired so he asked his wife who fixed it.
"a man saw me and asked me why i was crying.
I told him the bulb and the ladder needed fixing.
he offered sex or a baked cake, in exchange for his work.
"so, did you bake for him?" nervously inquired the husband.
"HELLOoooo?! I'M NOT A BAKER!!!"
babykins
Originally Posted by pumpkins
