New tax

[GaryFifer]

There will be a new tax I propose if the Tory come to power. A tax on mistresses, living in a posh house, and many others.

This tax also has a fee- when said MP previously talked of family values.Any photograph of you a smiling with your arm around your wife with a smug smile on your face when you have been at your mistresses house.will be added to the funds.

Pretending to be gay. Look old boy. If you are gay, don't marry a trophy wife and pretend about family values. See previous tax.

Living in 2 houses. No man gets to live in two houses now. We shall give you a bike one of these outside parliament:



If you do not agree to this you can ask yourself one question, you are here because of the people, not for how many mistresses and scandals YOU can get out of it.

Expenses allowed:Additional, if you require a suit, you can go to George at Asda.

If you refuse to agree to the taxes, our constituents have the right to fire you to the moon.

[IainBusby]

There will be a new tax I propose if the Tory come to power. A tax on mistresses, living in a posh house, and many others.

This tax also has a fee- when said MP previously talked of family values.Any photograph of you a smiling with your arm around your wife with a smug smile on your face when you have been at your mistresses house.will be added to the funds.

Pretending to be gay. Look old boy. If you are gay, don't marry a trophy wife and pretend about family values. See previous tax.

Living in 2 houses. No man gets to live in two houses now. We shall give you a bike one of these outside parliament:



If you do not agree to this you can ask yourself one question, you are here because of the people, not for how many mistresses and scandals YOU can get out of it.

Expenses allowed:Additional, if you require a suit, you can go to George at Asda.

If you refuse to agree to the taxes, our constituents have the right to fire you to the moon.

That's a tax that definately won't be introduced by the tory party. It would be like turkeys voting for an early Christmas.