A Filipina living in the UK is looking out of her living room window one morning, when a flying saucer lands on the front lawn. A moment later the bell rings and she opens the door to find a seven foot tall green humanoid, with three eyes and antenae. " Greetings, I am Krogon of the planet Tharg" says the spaceman. "I have travelled many light years and seek rest." "I am Marilou" says the lady. "Please come in." He sits down and she brings him a cup of tea and a bowl of sticky rice. He takes one mouthful and the ends of his antenae start to flash on and off. "I express gratitude" he says. "Many aeons have passed since I last tasted the snot of the slime monster from the Quaton Nebula".