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    A Filipina living in the UK is looking out of her living room window one morning, when a flying saucer lands on the front lawn. A moment later the bell rings and she opens the door to find a seven foot tall green humanoid, with three eyes and antenae. " Greetings, I am Krogon of the planet Tharg" says the spaceman. "I have travelled many light years and seek rest." "I am Marilou" says the lady. "Please come in." He sits down and she brings him a cup of tea and a bowl of sticky rice. He takes one mouthful and the ends of his antenae start to flash on and off. "I express gratitude" he says. "Many aeons have passed since I last tasted the snot of the slime monster from the Quaton Nebula".


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    haha reminds me of that Beadles about Alien Prank. the poor woman called Janet asked the alien for a cup of tea and starting singing songs. She thought it was sooo real. Very well done.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnxMd5e-lM0
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    Quote Originally Posted by gary2jessica View Post
    haha reminds me of that Beadles about Alien Prank. the poor woman called Janet asked the alien for a cup of tea and starting singing songs. She thought it was sooo real. Very well done.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnxMd5e-lM0
    Brilliant! thanks for reminding me of this, beadles best work


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    Quote Originally Posted by gary2jessica View Post
    haha reminds me of that Beadles about Alien Prank. the poor woman called Janet asked the alien for a cup of tea and starting singing songs. She thought it was sooo real. Very well done.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnxMd5e-lM0
    Class, thanks
    Jiri & Maricel


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    Poor lady! I've just seen the clip


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    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
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    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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