misery loves company

[pumpkins]

A guy was sitting at the bar looking at his drink when suddenly the local bully walks in and drinks his pitcher of beer.

The poor guy is startled and starts crying.
shocked,the bully apologizes.
bully: "Dude,I'm sorry.I'll just buy you a new drink."
Guy: (crying) "First, I get fired for being late at work,
and then when I get to the parking area my car is gone.
Then i forget my wallet and cellphone in the cab
and worst of all, I catch my wife having sex with my bestfriend..."
Bully: "Man,I'm really sorry..."
Guy: "... and then I put poison in my drink and you come in here and drink it? Oh God!, it's just not my day!"

[gWaPito]

oh pumper you are awful, but I like you

[jaishann]

A guy was sitting at the bar looking at his drink when suddenly the local bully walks in and drinks his pitcher of beer.

The poor guy is startled and starts crying.
shocked,the bully apologizes.
bully: "Dude,I'm sorry.I'll just buy you a new drink."
Guy: (crying) "First, I get fired for being late at work,
and then when I get to the parking area my car is gone.
Then i forget my wallet and cellphone in the cab
and worst of all, I catch my wife having sex with my bestfriend..."
Bully: "Man,I'm really sorry..."
Guy: "... and then I put poison in my drink and you come in here and drink it? Oh God!, it's just not my day!"

cool

[nigel]

Ha ha haaaaaaaaaa!

Now I'm a stickler for reading jokes, but I never heard that one before!

Like it!

Reminds me of that other one:

In the wild, wild west, a big burly guy crashes into this bar through the doors!

He says "All you guys on the left of this bar are a bunch of sissys!

And all you guys on the right side of this bar are a bunch of gays!!"

The room falls silent and then a guy stands up from his table! He holds his head high and starts walking with a swagger!

"So you wanna start trouble huh?"

The guy says "Oooh no! I was on the wrong side!"

[Sophie]

LOL, this one crack me up, really funny pumpkins

[Amaw2008]

"You are awful, but I like you!" Didn't that use to be Dick Emery's catch phrase, gWaPito?

[James Hubbard]

A guy was sitting at the bar looking at his drink when suddenly the local bully walks in and drinks his pitcher of beer.

The poor guy is startled and starts crying.
shocked,the bully apologizes.
bully: "Dude,I'm sorry.I'll just buy you a new drink."
Guy: (crying) "First, I get fired for being late at work,
and then when I get to the parking area my car is gone.
Then i forget my wallet and cellphone in the cab
and worst of all, I catch my wife having sex with my bestfriend..."
Bully: "Man,I'm really sorry..."
Guy: "... and then I put poison in my drink and you come in here and drink it? Oh God!, it's just not my day!"

Would that it were, would that it were! You wouuullldn't let it Lieeeeeee!!!!

Very good joke and apologies to those who aren't vic reeves fans!