Fun English translations

[GaryFifer]

Silly Tagalog translations of English turn out..not as you think.

Contemplate - konte ang mga pinggan (plate)

Tenacious - sapatos (shoes) na pang tennis TENNISSHOES

Calculator - tawagan(call) kita(wage) mamaya (soon)

Devastation - saka(after) yan ng bus (after being hit by bus)

Protestant -tutol(disagree) tiya (aunt)

Statue - dumik´it (stuck) Ikaw(you)

Tissue - tumukso(tease) ikaw(you)

Predication - magiging(future) ang pusa(cat)

Aspect - puwit (as) tumuka(peck)

Deduct - Ang pato(duck)

Defeat - Ang mga paa(feet)

Detail - Ang buntot(tail)

Deposit - Gripo (faucet)

Diploma - taga(hack) ayos(orderly) ng tubo (profit) hmm ah orderly hack who makes profit?

City - tsa(tea) tumingin(see)

Cattle - pusa(cat) baldosa(tile)

Persuading - bola(ball) pumisa(squeeze)

Depress - dumiin(push) pumisa (squeeze)

Defense - bakod(fence)

Shampoo - huwad(fake,trick) poo

Delusion - Maluwang (kung maluwang ang damit, e delusion!)

[B]Profit - makapal ang bulsa (thick pocket)

Balance Sheet - What comes out after eating a balanced diet

Backlog - bacon saka egg

Beehive - honey bahay(house)

Debug - ang ipis (cockroach)

Defrag - ang palaka (frog,toad)

Defer - ang balahibo (fur)

Deflate - ang plato (plate)

Detest - ang eksamen (examination)

Devalue - buhawi(tornado)

Devote - Iboto natin ang mabuting kandidato. (vote)

Dilemma- butas ang bulsa (hole in pocket)

Effort - kuta (fort)

Forums - apat(four) um

July - Due ungaling(liar) ka ba?

[B]Thesis - the ditse(sister)

[eleazebonares]

Hahahahah!

[monkeyface]

english translations of complex

balance sheet - what comes out after
eating a balanced diet

Loveeeeett!!

[rei]

watta a humorous thread! thanx for posting it... hahaha

[caffeinated]

Hahaha! Reminds me of these "use in a sentence" jokes:

Use CONTEMPLATE in a sentence:
I went to a party last night. There was so much food pero co-CONTEMPLATE.

Use CURTAIN and KITCHEN in one sentence:
Aray! Huwag mo akong CURTAIN. Masa-KITCHEN.

Use PUNCTUATION in a sentence:
Daddy, pasukan na next week. Kailangan ko ng PUNCTUATION.

Use GUAVA in a sentence:
I just had a haircut. Masa-GUAVA?