Hahaha! Reminds me of these "use in a sentence" jokes:

Use CONTEMPLATE in a sentence:
I went to a party last night. There was so much food pero co-CONTEMPLATE.

Use CURTAIN and KITCHEN in one sentence:
Aray! Huwag mo akong CURTAIN. Masa-KITCHEN.

Use PUNCTUATION in a sentence:
Daddy, pasukan na next week. Kailangan ko ng PUNCTUATION.

Use GUAVA in a sentence:
I just had a haircut. Masa-GUAVA?