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    Talking Fun English -tagalog translations

    Silly Tagalog translations of English turn out..not as you think.

    Contemplate - konte ang mga pinggan (plate)

    Tenacious - sapatos (shoes) na pang tennis TENNISSHOES

    Calculator - tawagan(call) kita(wage) mamaya (soon)

    Devastation - saka(after) yan ng bus (after being hit by bus)

    Protestant -tutol(disagree) tiya (aunt)

    Statue - dumik´it (stuck) Ikaw(you)

    Tissue - tumukso(tease) ikaw(you)

    Predication - magiging(future) ang pusa(cat)

    Aspect - puwit (as) tumuka(peck)

    Deduct - Ang pato(duck)

    Defeat - Ang mga paa(feet)

    Detail - Ang buntot(tail)

    Deposit - Gripo (faucet)

    Diploma - taga(hack) ayos(orderly) ng tubo (profit) hmm ah orderly hack who makes profit?

    City - tsa(tea) tumingin(see)

    Cattle - pusa(cat) baldosa(tile)

    Persuading - bola(ball) pumisa(squeeze)

    Depress - dumiin(push) pumisa (squeeze)

    Defense - bakod(fence)

    Shampoo - huwad(fake,trick) poo

    Delusion - Maluwang (kung maluwang ang damit, e delusion!)

    [B]Profit - makapal ang bulsa (thick pocket)

    Balance Sheet - What comes out after eating a balanced diet

    Backlog - bacon saka egg

    Beehive - honey bahay(house)

    Debug - ang ipis (cockroach)

    Defrag - ang palaka (frog,toad)

    Defer - ang balahibo (fur)

    Deflate - ang plato (plate)

    Detest - ang eksamen (examination)

    Devalue - buhawi(tornado)

    Devote - Iboto natin ang mabuting kandidato. (vote)

    Dilemma- butas ang bulsa (hole in pocket)

    Effort - kuta (fort)

    Forums - apat(four) um

    July - Due ungaling(liar) ka ba?

    [B]Thesis - the ditse(sister)
    It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.


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    Hahahahah!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gary2jessica View Post
    english translations of complex

    balance sheet - what comes out after
    eating a balanced diet
    Loveeeeett!!
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    fantastic

    watta a humorous thread! thanx for posting it... hahaha


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    Hahaha! Reminds me of these "use in a sentence" jokes:

    Use CONTEMPLATE in a sentence:
    I went to a party last night. There was so much food pero co-CONTEMPLATE.

    Use CURTAIN and KITCHEN in one sentence:
    Aray! Huwag mo akong CURTAIN. Masa-KITCHEN.

    Use PUNCTUATION in a sentence:
    Daddy, pasukan na next week. Kailangan ko ng PUNCTUATION.

    Use GUAVA in a sentence:
    I just had a haircut. Masa-GUAVA?


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