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    A Joke or Two

    Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

    Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.

    The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.

    Dolly takes off her top and says, 'Look at these: they're the most perfect * God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day for eternity.'

    The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.

    The Queen takes a bottle of Malvern still water out of her handbag and drinks it down.

    She then nips into the loo, has a wee and pulls the handle.

    The Angel says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.'

    Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down.
    She does a wee and gets in! Would you explain that to me?'

    'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel, 'but even in Heaven a Royal Flush beats a Pair . . . no matter how big they are!' lol


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