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    Quote Originally Posted by Northerner View Post
    A Buddhist in New York goes to a hotdog vendor. And asks "Make me one with everything?"
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    The same Buddhist gets his hotdog and hands over $10. After a few minutes standing there, the Buddhist asks "Where is my change?"

    "Ahhh..." says the vendor "Change comes from within!"



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    Quote Originally Posted by Northerner View Post
    The same Buddhist gets his hotdog and hands over $10. After a few minutes standing there, the Buddhist asks "Where is my change?"

    "Ahhh..." says the vendor "Change comes from within!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Northerner View Post
    The same Buddhist gets his hotdog and hands over $10. After a few minutes standing there, the Buddhist asks "Where is my change?"

    "Ahhh..." says the vendor "Change comes from within!"

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