AyJay!
WOW, what a guy
he's awesome!
-AJ invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink
-On his birthday, AJ randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
-Little known medical fact: AJ invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.