A man has to go to hospital because he has a stick deodorant stuck up his
They ask "What on earth happened?"
He says "My wife is blonde, and it had 'to use, push up bottom' written on it.."
A man has to go to hospital because he has a stick deodorant stuck up his
They ask "What on earth happened?"
He says "My wife is blonde, and it had 'to use, push up bottom' written on it.."
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
One day a Blonde walked into the doctors office with 2 red ears.
The doctor asked what happened. She said "I was ironing and the
phone rang and I picked up the iron by mistake. "What happened
to the other ear?" the doctor asked, she said "They called back."
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
How does a blonde spell 'farm'?
E-I-E-I-O.
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
A blonde walks into a hotel reception...she is shocked by a notice on the wall, and says to the receptionist "That's strange! It says 'Be In Bed Before I am'.....Why should I be in bed before you are!?"
Receptionist says "Excuse me madam, it says 'Be In Bed Before 1 .a.m." (one a.m.)
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
only jokes, chill out.Originally Posted by mikemallorca
I find your comments really offensive, if you exchanged the blonde for filipina would it be allowed, i dont think so.... I suggest you get some serious therapy
I find your comments really offensive, if you exchanged the blonde for filipina would it be allowed, i dont think so.... I suggest you get some serious therapy
i have learnt to do what my wife says!
For crying out loud....!!!I find your comments really offensive, if you exchanged the blonde for filipina would it be allowed, i dont think so.... I suggest you get some serious therapy
Lighten up, will yah....???
It is called humour.
Well.... Nigel's kind of......
so funny
Chill out MIkemallorca!I find your comments really offensive, if you exchanged the blonde for filipina would it be allowed, i dont think so.... I suggest you get some serious therapy
Pls. read again..you are on 'Humour' section...
..unless u dont know the meaning! hahaha...Peace!
Dahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Cheers!.
Keep moving on...
Mike are you blonde?
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.
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