costly car

[pumpkins]

A woman walks into a BMW dealership.
while browsing around, she spots a top-of-the-line beemer and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind.
very embarassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little "accident" and prays that a sales person does'nt pop up.
as she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady, "Good day Madam, how may i help you today?"
Very comfortably, but hoping that the salesman may have not been around when sounded her bum trumpet,
she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
to which the ever polite salesman answers, "Madam,if you farted just touching it, you're going to absolutely **** in your drawers when i tell you the price".

[gWaPito]

A woman walks into a BMW dealership.
while browsing around, she spots a top-of-the-line beemer and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind.
very embarassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little "accident" and prays that a sales person does'nt pop up.
as she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady, "Good day Madam, how may i help you today?"
Very comfortably, but hoping that the salesman may have not been around when sounded her bum trumpet,
she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
to which the ever polite salesman answers, "Madam,if you farted just touching it, you're going to absolutely **** in your drawers when i tell you the price".

[nigel]

Fantastic! 10 out of 10 for that one!

Like it! I'll copy paste and save that one!