cockroach rant

[James Hubbard]

never mind phils, whats them little black insects you find in the rice, i caught 2 of them the other day having

the misses said ' i'll wash the rice'

one reason i don't eat rice

having lived here for a year, I'm used to them things, indeed, I don't watch when the missus gets the rice and washes it

[joebloggs]

having lived here for a year

well the first time i went to the phils, i saw a 1ft lizard (tuko) run across the ceiling, misses told me it lives there

a year, what did you do, just chill out

i wished i had done the same