My first trip to the Philippines

[Northerner]

I left a guard 1 pound Scottish note to tip. I wonder how much he will get for it.

Well, not much I would have thought, but who knows

I once gave a Thai cabbie a £5 note as his ceiling was covered in various notes from all the countries his customers came from.. Oh, and he was also a policeman, so I think I might have bribed a policeman