Always remember the golden rules of home deliveries:
1) Dont order popodums, if they ask say no because you'll get them free that way.
2) When they say the order will be with you 40 minutes, reply nope, be here in 20 or forget it. They will be there , trust me.
3) When they ask thin crust or deep pan remind them they only do one type and to stop showing off !
4) If you dont want your food to go cold and grey whilst the delivery driver explains for the 98th time he doesnt have change, ask them how much the order is on the phone and tell them your paying with XXXX (e.g. a £20 note) so to bring change.
Alternatively, just marry a Filipina and you'll never have to order take aways again !!!!
