Do you talk to inanimate objects when you phone the phone company for help. I hate talking to these things. Drive you nuts

You are held in a que, but we cannot be bothered to pick up the phone.
For existing customers press 1
For non-existing customers press 2
For speaking to an operator press *

Here is Marcus Brigstocke talking of the company that will not be named because we love to hate it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg1CLskFIKQ