A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The guy next to him says, "before you tell that joke, you should know the bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6 foot tall black belt, the guy sitting next to me is a rugby player. The guy to your right is a wrestler. We're all blonde! Think about it.. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy thinks about it and says "Nah, not if I have to explain it five times."
Heh heh heh!
Did you hear about the blonde that won the lottery? She won 4 million!
But when she went to collect her winnings they said "Sorry madam there has been mistake, you've only won 2 million!"
She says "It's not fair! I want my pound back!"
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
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