In a New York sidewalk, a Filipino is enjoying a hearty breakfast: coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc. when an American, chewing gum, sits next to him and starts an unwanted conversation.
American: You Filipinos eat the whole bread?
Filipino: Of course!
American: (Blowing bubbles with his gum) We don't. In the States we only eat what's inside. The crust we collect in a container, recycle, rebake them into croissants and sell them to the Philippines.
American: Do ya eat jam with bread?
Filipino: Of course!
American: (Chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth) We don't. In the States, we eat fruit at breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and leftovers into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to the Philippines.
Filipino: Do you have sex in America?
American: Of course, we do!
Filipino : What do you do with the condoms?
American: We throw them, of course!
Filipino : We don't. In the Philippines, we put them into
containers, recycle them, melt them down into chewing
gums and sell it to America.
