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    Dictionary for Women

    Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.

    Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms.

    Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.

    Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.

    Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n. A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card



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    Oh yeah

    And include SHOPPING ( sya* ping*) v. when husband couldn't find or lost their partner in the shopping center, expect them to be in the fitting room trying some clothes on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ervenescence View Post
    Oh yeah

    And include SHOPPING ( sya* ping*) v. when husband couldn't find or lost their partner in the shopping center, expect them to be in the fitting room trying some clothes on.

    and when the husband finally find the partner...he will say 'shock-ing'......my credit balance turns to big 0..... Thanks to his partner....


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    Quote Originally Posted by ervenescence View Post
    Oh yeah

    And include SHOPPING ( sya* ping*) v. when husband couldn't find or lost their partner in the shopping center, expect them to be in the fitting room trying some clothes on.
    haha tell me.


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