I got the answer
let the indians and pakistanis come if they'll agree only to work as curry house owners/attendants/cooks
let the italians come if they only make us delicious pizza and pasta
let da jamaican dem come inna da UK only if they'll help us rock out and no more
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note, this post was a joke, i'm not racist, and i have, in fact, got jamaican family, but I do love pizzas and curry! I can't wait to taste proper curry again