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    Britains Fattest Man - Littlejohns view

    This is from yesterdays Daily Mail. It beggars belief that the state are funding this 70 stone / 444 kilogram idle bloater

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    "Let's agree that 70-stone Paul Mason, Britain's fattest man, has some kind of serious disorder and needs treatment. I'd even go along with those who argue that he's as entitled to help as an anorexic young woman.
    The difference is that you don't treat an anorexic by sticking your fingers down her throat and making her throw up.
    Mr Mason should have been Sectioned and force-fed Slim-Fast. Instead, his 'carers' indulge his 20,000-calorie-a-day junk food habit plying him round the clock with burgers, pizzas, sausages and fish and chips.

    Next to his specially-reinforced bed there is a fridge containing snacks and fizzy drinks and selection of sweets he can eat between meals without ruining his appetite.
    A team of social workers pushed him down to the local chippie twice a day in an extra-wide wheelchair.

    Sisyphus should have been so lucky. When Mr Mason became too fat to get through the door, they would fetch his food for him.
    Chip shop manager Bob Singh Pharuga said: 'It was ten times what a normal person would eat. He would order four large cod, two pies, four battered sausages and six large portions of chips. He'd wash it down with a couple of bottles of Coke.'
    He was regularly spotted rolling his wheelchair down the McDonald's drive-in lane to collect his supply of Big Macs. 'Would you like fries with that?' 'Is Tony Blair a Catholic?' Since he ballooned to 70 stone and became bedridden, his food arrives by Asda home delivery, with taxpayers picking up the £15,000-a-year bill.
    Mr Mason exists on an extensive array of welfare benefits. He has two full-time helpers to wash him and take him to the toilet. His elaborately-adapted bedroom features an assortment of winches, hoists and motors to help him sit up so he can watch television and play computer games, the only exercise he gets.
    It is estimated that he has cost taxpayers around £1 million over the past few years. The last time he left his house in Ipswich, Suffolk, for a hernia operation, it took a fork-lift truck to shift him.
    Now that he needs life-saving surgery, the NHS considered spending £20,000 hiring an RAF Chinook helicopter. They seem to have settled on a special £90,000 ambulance with juggernaut-strength chassis and axles.
    Getting him out of the house will involve the fire brigade and a demolition team. They should send for Bernard Cribbins.
    Right said Fred, have to take the wall down,
    That there wall is gonna have to go. Doing!

    It didn't have to be like this. A few years ago, while serving a prison sentence for stealing from his job as a Post Office worker, he slimmed down to a sylph-like 20 stone. On release, he piled it all back on, claiming that he was comfort-eating because he was depressed. To his credit, when he hit 60 stone, he went on a milk and banana diet, shedding a third of his body weight, but predictably it didn't last. Mr Mason has even sought medical help but was turned down for a stomach-stapling operation and a gastric band.
    Why? It worked for Fern Britton. Now that he's morphed into a modern-day version of Monty Python's Mr Creosote, it may be too late.
    One more wafer-thin mint and. . . His heart is the size of a football and an operation might kill him.
    If ever there was a case for early intervention, it's Paul Mason. As I said, he should have been taken into care for his own good under the Mental Health Act.
    With a proper diet and medication, he may have been able to lead a fairly normal life. How many 'experts' and case conferences did it take to decide that the best course of action would be to encourage him to eat himself to death?
    The Government talks about tackling our obesity epidemic, yet here we have Britain's fattest man being turned into foie gras with the full connivance of the NHS and Social Services and a cavalier disregard for public money. But this is the way the system works these days. In the name of efficiency, 'carers' employed by a private agency are hired at great expense to pander to the patient's every need.
    They interpret their job as wheeling a morbidly obese man down to a chip shop twice a day and buying him enough junk food to feed a small army.
    When he is too fat to leave the house, instead of removing him to a special hospital, a small fortune is spent turning his bedroom into a luxury-coffin, brimming with high-tech equipment.
    Rather than ask Meals On Wheels to supply him with a sensible, balanced diet, his case workers agree to let him carry on stuffing his face with takeaways and curries.
    I didn't realise the 'five-a-day' initiative extended to deep-fried pizzas.
    This isn't 'treatment', it's assisted suicide. Imagine how women denied 'too expensive' £1,600-a-month breast cancer drugs by the NHS must feel when they read that the State is spending a similar amount on fast food for a 70-stone freakshow exhibit.
    While our troops are suffering from a shortage of helicopters in Afghanistan, back home an NHS Trust seriously considers paying £20,000 to hire a Chinook to airlift Britain's fattest man to hospital.
    No one in authority, at any stage, had the presence of mind, or the courage, to turn round and say: 'Hang on, this is madness.'
    If you are looking for a perfect metaphor for Britain's bloated, sclerotic welfare state, look no further than Paul Mason. "

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/ar...#ixzz0UryOllN7


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    2 full time helpers £15,000 a year Asda foodbill What sort of nanny-state have we created,small wonder the world sees us as a soft touch I dont want to judge the geezer,I dont know his mental state etc,but what a waste of skin he seems to be



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    He should watch a clip like this and feel a thousand shames,http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTMBG...eature=related



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    I stand corrected he is the World's Fattest Man not Britain's



    Here is the original article and pics

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...operation.html

    This could only happen in 21st Century Britain it is no wonder we are seen as a soft touch and every Tom, Dick & Abdul is fighting in Calais to jump on the back of the next lorry


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    I hope he dies soon. He's stealing oxygen


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    Quote Originally Posted by James Hubbard View Post
    I hope he dies soon. He's stealing oxygen
    I can't get more angry than the way I am now, I mean, I have told my wife how I feel, and she could maybe explain it without swearwords, but all I gotta say is . . . that motherer is a good for ing nothing, worthless, air stealing, lazy useless bum, who deserved to be knived.

    Give him 2 weeks without social workers, benefits, and fly him to manila, and let him feel what real depression is.

    All I can say is . . . die soon. I don't want to give you any of my tax money.

    Loser.


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    Quote Originally Posted by James Hubbard View Post
    fly him to manila
    oh, excuse me. I'm not sure they offer seats in fat class


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    But your forgetting the Welfare state operating like this employs people think how many project managers, social workers (who could be better redeployed), hospital staff, fire brigade staff, police, buliders, medcial equipment makers, purchasing department, heavy weights in ambulance consultants, the list goes on

    While I have nothing agaisnt the indivudal workers its the good old lets create work and keep oursleves in Jobs and create more jobs.

    So many people are not part of the vital services and when you look into what they do they dont help, enhance peoples lives, support services or create a product or earn income they are in Jobs which are there its seems just to keep people in employment for the sake of it
    Oh lord why did you make so many clothes and shoe shops


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    hes the worlds fattest man! give him some credit.

    we all complain that we dont win enough like gold medals and so on....

    btw i thought it was about frank lampard
    i have learnt to do what my wife says!


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    Quote Originally Posted by bornatbirth View Post
    hes the worlds fattest man! give him some credit.

    we all complain that we dont win enough like gold medals and so on....

    btw i thought it was about frank lampard
    No Huddlestone at Tottenham has taken his title
    Oh lord why did you make so many clothes and shoe shops


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    He should watch a clip like this and feel a thousand shames,http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTMBG...eature=related
    Agreed Tawi, our uncle Boni is in his 80's and is now a beggar because the people who are renting their upstairs apartment can't pay and Boni and Maria were kind enough to have adopted ten years ago, a young lad in the family, who has been nothing but trouble for them.

    I'm overweight I have been for years, that will change for simple practical reasons over the next few years but I can understand why people get in a mess in that respect, particularly as you get older :(

    James, he's gonnae die, knows how the system came to spend this kind of money on a single man!

    It's wrong! I agree!

    There are not many like this, they are the extreme end of the probability curve , standard bell shaped curve, this guy will die, not sure what his motivations are but in my book it's not a good life, he will be dead soon. :(

    Who wants to end their life this way?


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    As a close friend of mine used to say in bad situations "Its a f***ed up world we live in mate" £15,000 a year on food I cant get my head round it,I wonder if he stole to feed his food addiction



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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    As a close friend of mine used to say in bad situations "Its a f***ed up world we live in mate" £15,000 a year on food I cant get my head round it,I wonder if he stole to feed his food addiction
    The same as when an alchoholic gets benefits as they are on the sick! So we pay them to get faced just like we pay this guy to live in a shamefull way..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Northerner View Post
    The same as when an alchoholic gets benefits as they are on the sick! So we pay them to get faced just like we pay this guy to live in a shamefull way..
    I am off to the Docs monday morning,going to claim to be a sex-addict,I wonder if they will pay for me to live in Pattaya



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    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    I am off to the Docs monday morning,going to claim to be a sex-addict,I wonder if they will pay for me to live in Pattaya
    That would be awesome if the Sun ran a story a few years from now and a picture of Tawi2 huddled in a GoGo bar - on taxpayers money..

    The headline would read something like "ME CLAIM SICK PAY LONG TIME"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Northerner View Post
    That would be awesome if the Sun ran a story a few years from now and a picture of Tawi2 huddled in a GoGo bar - on taxpayers money..

    The headline would read something like "ME CLAIM SICK PAY LONG TIME"
    Beats freddie starr ate my hamster I am not really a sex addict(its not called sex if its solo is it)but I do like fishing at Jomtien fishing club



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    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    Beats freddie starr ate my hamster I am not really a sex addict(its not called sex if its solo is it)but I do like fishing at Jomtien fishing club
    Oh, aye!!! Get your tackle out, see what bites?


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    I remember when the Sun did an expose on Nasty Nigel,former Tesco Manager cum Pattaya based porn director/star Theres some wierd 'uns out there



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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    As a close friend of mine used to say in bad situations "Its a f***ed up world we live in mate" £15,000 a year on food I cant get my head round it,I wonder if he stole to feed his food addiction
    I understand Tawi, that's the screwed up bit, don't think he stole, but at some point you are right!

    What weight = medical section?

    20 stone?

    30 stone?

    It's a tough choice guys!


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    He needs to go on the "A" plan diet(axe plan)cleave the weight off him because he actually said on TV his problem is his compulsion to eat,he just cant stop,he shouldnt have been allowed to progress to that level anyway,someone should have put their foot down time back and said "Enough"



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    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    Quote Originally Posted by JimOttley View Post
    I understand Tawi, that's the screwed up bit, don't think he stole, but at some point you are right!

    What weight = medical section?

    20 stone?

    30 stone?

    It's a tough choice guys!


    Jim
    At the point you cant look after your self?
    Oh lord why did you make so many clothes and shoe shops


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    Since I came to live in the Philippines, i have gained . . . about . . . 3 stone. I am very overweight now, but after next week when I get back to my normal life in the UK, I'll be back to my original weight in a short matter of months. No San Mig, a lot less food, and back to "porridge" . . .

    the difference is, I am in control of myself, although I look really fat now.

    This "man" is being enabled to eat himself into the grave. If that's the plan, I hope he has a few extra orders of chips tonight, just to speed up the process.

    What's more is that when the lazy lump had a job, it was at the post office! Still not contributing anything then? I mean, a job that a trained monkey with a thimble can do.

    Sickening man.

    As for Tawi, looks like he's gonna be booking a flight to pattya soon to do some "fishing"


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    Wow! Live like a king spending taxpayers money!
    Go out and burn your fats by rolling your body from top of the mountain down to the lowest level ! Mountain with full of spiky leaves will helps to extract your skin and remove your fats.
    Do it everyday!


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    Quote Originally Posted by pennybarry View Post
    Wow! Live like a king spending taxpayers money!
    Go out and burn your fats by rolling your body from top of the mountain down to the lowest level ! Mountain with full of spiky leaves will helps to extract your skin and remove your fats.
    Do it everyday!
    That was beautiful. I am going to add a pennybarry quote to my sig!

    a rep for you!


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    Quote Originally Posted by James Hubbard View Post
    That was beautiful. I am going to add a pennybarry quote to my sig!

    a rep for you!
    Yehey! thank you!
    I should tell that to my hubby too! But he's paying tax since he was 18. Now he's 52 and that's big help to gov't. Isn't it.? I hope he can receive more pension when he gets retired. The more you pay tax the more pension you can get? Is that true? Am I right?

    Looking forward for my hubby's pension money!


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    Quote Originally Posted by pennybarry View Post
    Yehey! thank you!
    I should tell that to my hubby too! But he's paying tax since he was 18. Now he's 52 and that's big help to gov't. Isn't it.? I hope he can receive more pension when he gets retired. The more you pay tax the more pension you can get? Is that true? Am I right?

    Looking forward for my hubby's pension money!
    The upside is, if your husband wants to compete for the worlds' fattest man, the government will help him Let's beat that michelin man and take his title.

    BTW, do you like my new sig penny?


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    Quote Originally Posted by James Hubbard View Post
    The upside is, if your husband wants to compete for the worlds' fattest man, the government will help him Let's beat that michelin man and take his title.

    BTW, do you like my new sig penny?
    Wow! my pleasure lols. You made my heart fat
    If you google that sentence, I am the author. ahahahahha
    Original patent!


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    Quote Originally Posted by pennybarry View Post
    Yehey! thank you!
    I should tell that to my hubby too! But he's paying tax since he was 18. Now he's 52 and that's big help to gov't. Isn't it.? I hope he can receive more pension when he gets retired. The more you pay tax the more pension you can get? Is that true? Am I right?

    Looking forward for my hubby's pension money!
    If only.. The state pension is linked to National Insurance contributions, and is capped at a low amount (about £100 per week for a single person).


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    Quote Originally Posted by pennybarry View Post
    Wow! my pleasure lols. You made my heart fat
    If you google that sentence, I am the author. ahahahahha
    Original patent!
    Well done you!


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    Quote Originally Posted by darren-b View Post
    If only.. The state pension is linked to National Insurance contributions, and is capped at a low amount (about £100 per week for a single person).
    Hubby pays tax as a single person eversince. He works fulltime plus overtime too. He served the army for 7 years based in Germany and Canada.
    He works so hard!
    But I don't know where's the money.


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