Chain Letters and Forwarded emails. How do you manage em?

[pennybarry]

I delete all that garbage without an ounce of compunction.

delete and ignore it ate penny unless you believed a chain letter or emails

If it comes from friends, I read and then delete. There are some humours that I like to read. Like this:

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as Cricket 5.0, AFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate...



DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!
Tech Support

Spam,chain-letters etc are all filed under "B"(bin)just delete.

Deleyte, delete, delete.
Persistent offenders get rules to push all straight to the spam bin if they dont respond to polite requests to stop sending me rubbish!

I only use online email systems now so I dont have to download all the rubbish before deleting it. Hotmail has an option to junk everything that comes from people you dont know so its easy to manage.

Forwarded letters/ chain letter that I received from person I know doesn't go straight to my SPAM box.

I sent them reply to be careful to spammers, especially those jobs online, email forgeries, and viruses.