Reason's why it's great to be a woman
Free drinks.
* Free dinners / Free movies.
* New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.
* You can sue the President for sexual harassment.
* No one passes out when you take off your shoes.
* Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store.
* If you forget to shave, no one has to know.
* If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.
* There are times when chocolate really Can solve all your problems.
* You've never had a goatee.
* You'll never regret piercing your ears.
* You can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
* You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.
***You can quickly end any fight by crying.
