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    Chalk And Cheek



    A young woman is teaching a class of primary school kids, and she has to bend over to write on the blackboard...

    1st boy: Hee hee hee

    Teacher: What are you laughing at?

    1st boy: When you bend over to write on the blackboard miss, your skirt starts to lift up!

    Teacher: Your a naughty boy! Get out of this classroom! You are banned from school for 2 months!

    (teacher is back to writing on the blackboard)

    2nd boy: Hee hee haa haa

    Teacher: What are you laughing at?

    2nd boy: When you bent over miss, I could see your knickers!

    Teacher: Your a VERY naughty boy! Get out of this classroom! You are banned from school for 6 months!!

    (teacher has now dropped the chalk on the floor! And has to bend right over to pick it up!!..)

    3rd boy: Hoo hoo haa haa haa!

    Teacher: What are you laughing at?

    (boy is already walking out of the classroom..!)

    Teacher: And where do you think you are going?

    3rd boy: After what I've just seen miss, I think my schooldays must be over!


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