A Very 'Erect' Army Parade..?

[nigel]

An army Colonal was viewing a regiment of soldiers on parade, and was outraged to see that one of the soldiers on parade had an erection!

"GOODNESS ME I CAN'T HAVE THAT SOLDIER ON PARADE LIKE THAT! GIVE THAT SOLDIER 30 DAYS COMPASSIONATE LEAVE SO HE CAN SORT OUT HIS SEXUAL FRUSTRATIONS WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND!!"

A month later the Colonal is viewing the regiment again when he see's the same soldier again with a huge erection!

"JUST WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON HERE!!? GIVE THAT SOLDIER ANOTHER 30 DAYS COMPASSIONATE LEAVE!! GOODNESS ME I NEVER SAW SUCH A FRUITY SOLDIER!! IT'S AN OUTRAGE!!"

Another month passes and the Colonal is viewing the regiment again, yet again he see's the same soldier with an erection! This time the Colonal is absolutely livid!!!

"WILL SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT THIS SOLDIERS PROBLEM IS?!! HAS HE OR HAS HE NOT HAD TWO PERIODS OF COMPASSIONATE LEAVE!!?? WHAT ON EARTH IS THE PROBLEM??"

(Seargent Major intervenes)

Seargent:"I think I know what the problem is sir!"

Colonal:"WELL DAMN IT SEARGENT WHATS HIS PROBLEM??"

Seargent:"I hate to say it sir, but, I think it's you he's rather fond of!"

[nigel]

You don't like this one then?

[Arthur Little]

You don't like this one then?

Aww ... let's not be too 'hard on' anyone here, Nigel ... could just be that some of the more stiff [upper-lipped & all that] Brits have failed to grasp the "points you've raised", old boy!

[nigel]

Aww ... let's not be too 'hard on' anyone here, Nigel ... could just be that some of the more stiff [upper-lipped & all that] Brits have failed to grasp the "points you've raised", old boy!

[Pete67]

That soldier should be discharged immediately