Newlywed Couple
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.
The husband, although very much in love, couldn'twait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies
So, he said to his new wife,'Honey, I'll be right back.'
'Where are you going, coochy cooh?'asked the wife.
'I'm going to the bar, pretty face.I'm going to have a beer.
'The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 differentkinds of beer brands from 12 different countries:
Germany ,Holland , Japan ,India etc.
The husband didn't know what to do and the only thing that he couldthinkof saying was'Yes, lollypop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses'
He didn't get to finish the sentence,because the wife interrupted him bysaying,'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?
'She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer,so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at theBar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won'tbe long, I'll be right back. I promise.
OK?'You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?
'She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres:chicken
wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing, dirtywords and all that...'
'You want dirty words, ********?Drink your f***ing beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat yourmotherf***ing snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren'tf***ing going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?'They lived happy ever after..........apparently.
Originally Posted by Aikingmahal
and stern words 
... for thought! 
