Wayne Rooneys Gay Cousin Wants a Baby

[Arthur Little]

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view...wants-a-baby-/

The article can't seem to make up its mind whether it's his gay cousin or gay brother

Whoever ... it's a "gay" [pronunciation of 'gey'] stupid !

Explanatory Footnote: gey = Scots' expression of 'rather'.

[Arthur Little]

An equally ludicrous Front Page Headline from the selfsame tabloid reads:

KATIE : REAL REASON I QUIT ... followed by

'If I had my

way, I'd still

have Peter' ... and underneath

JORDAN DUMPS ALEX ON
AIR TO GET BACK WITH EX


Now, the way I see it is this -

if Katie Price alias Jordan had NOT "had her [wicked] way" with the said Alex in the first place - then she COULD still "have" Peter.