Mary Brown kissed me,
It was a dirty trick!
Her lips were wet and sticky,
It almost made me sick!
I told her she was 'Yukky!'
And she went off in a huff,
If THAT'S what kissing girls is like,
I'm going to be a p***f!!
Al.
Non-PC poem!
Mary Brown kissed me,
It was a dirty trick!
Her lips were wet and sticky,
It almost made me sick!
I told her she was 'Yukky!'
And she went off in a huff,
If THAT'S what kissing girls is like,
I'm going to be a p***f!!
Al.
Pressed rat and warthog closed down their shop!
There was a young man from gockit,
he took out his willy to wash it!
His wife said "Jack, you best put it back, or I'll stamp on thatand squash it!"
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
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