A filipina was pulled over by a cop after she cut somebody off while merging onto the highway. "Ess dere a proeblem oppisar?" the filipina asked. "Yes ma'am. You cut off the person behind you while merging and almost hit him! Don't you know that you are supposed to yield??" the officer said. After thinking about it for a while, the filipina says "Yes yes, I yield and I yield, but he did not hear me!"
