Susan is an expert in rare and expensive pottery! One morning she is passing a junk shop and notices a smelly dog eating from a very rare and expensive piece of pottery!!
She walks into the shop and offers the shopkeeper ten pounds for the dog! "It's not for sale!" He tells her. "Oh come on!" She replies "It's just a smelly old dog! I'll give you twenty pounds for it?" The shopkeeper says "No, I couldn't possibly sell it!" She says "Ok I'll give you £60 for it!"The shopkeeper agrees and takes the money!!
Before leaving she says "I'm sure you wont mind throwing in the dogs bowl in, the dog obviously likes to eat from it?" He says "No way!! That's my lucky bowl! I've sold twelve dogs this week!!"
You've got to laugh at my jokes or I'll lose my only purpose in life!
