... As one who enjoys his food ... I could EVEN acquire an "in-depth taste" for this kind of "crisp" humour, Alan!
I've since accepted your invitation to become the UK's latest ... and oldest... member of Aegis Band's fanclub. Perhaps at the same time [as fellow Glaswegians] WE could, sur(r)e(l)y [*he hails from Surrey!] displace *Nigel at the "top of the forum's" comedy charts!! :lol2: