... the about 'Polaris' knickers? One Yank ... and they're down!
... the about 'Polaris' knickers? One Yank ... and they're down!
We three kings of orient are,
Selling knickers a penny a pair,
They're fan-tastic!
No e-lastic!
Falling down every-where!
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
How does King Wenceslas like his pizzas ? Deep and crisp and even !
Arthur, I've also enjoyed your joke, but ... talking about "lain" , you've maybe not noticed (or decided not to respond) to my suggestion in "News - World" that you become a fan of Aegis Band, thus making me the second oldest fan in the UK ! It's all part of an attempt to replace Susan Boyle with Aegis Band at number 1 in the album charts !
... As one who enjoys his food ... I could EVEN acquire an "in-depth taste" for this kind of "crisp" humour, Alan!
I've since accepted your invitation to become the UK's latest ... and oldest ... member of Aegis Band's fanclub. Perhaps at the same time [as fellow Glaswegians] WE could, sur(r)e(l)y [*he hails from Surrey!] displace *Nigel at the "top of the forum's" comedy charts!! :lol2:
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