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    Have You Heard ...

    ... the about 'Polaris' knickers? One Yank ... and they're down!


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    We three kings of orient are,
    Selling knickers a penny a pair,
    They're fan-tastic!
    No e-lastic!

    Falling down every-where!

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
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    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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    Quote Originally Posted by nigel View Post


    We three kings of orient are,
    Selling knickers a penny a pair,
    They're fan-tastic!
    No e-lastic!

    Falling down every-where!
    ... Nice one, Nigel! Glad to see that one fellow member, at least, shares my sense of humour ... cos YOU'RE the first to respond to MINE - which has "lain" here [apparently unnoticed] for the best part of a week!

    Thanks, mate!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur Little View Post
    which has "lain" here apparently unnoticed for the best part of a week!
    I would hazard a guess and go for "ignored" as opposed to unnoticed...


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    How does King Wenceslas like his pizzas ? Deep and crisp and even !
    Arthur, I've also enjoyed your joke, but ... talking about "lain" , you've maybe not noticed (or decided not to respond) to my suggestion in "News - World" that you become a fan of Aegis Band, thus making me the second oldest fan in the UK ! It's all part of an attempt to replace Susan Boyle with Aegis Band at number 1 in the album charts !


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    Quote Originally Posted by aromulus View Post
    I would hazard a guess and go for "ignored" as opposed to unnoticed...
    Y'know, you COULD be right in your assumption! ... Nigel & Arthur ... the "twin pillars of tall storeys"!! [read stories].


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    Quote Originally Posted by jackson.alan46 View Post
    *How does King Wenceslas like his pizzas ? Deep and crisp and even !
    Arthur, I've also enjoyed your joke, but ... talking about "lain" , you've maybe not noticed (or decided not to respond) to my suggestion in "News - World" that you become a fan of Aegis Band, thus making me the second oldest fan in the UK ! It's all part of an attempt to replace Susan Boyle with Aegis Band at number 1 in the album charts !
    ... As one who enjoys his food ... I could EVEN acquire an "in-depth taste" for this kind of "crisp" humour, Alan!

    I've since accepted your invitation to become the UK's latest ... and oldest ... member of Aegis Band's fanclub. Perhaps at the same time [as fellow Glaswegians] WE could, sur(r)e(l)y [*he hails from Surrey!] displace *Nigel at the "top of the forum's" comedy charts!! :lol2:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur Little View Post
    WE could, sur(r)e(l)y [*he hails from Surrey!] displace *Nigel at the "top of the forum's" comedy charts!! :lol2:
    No offence, Nigel! ...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur Little View Post
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    I've since accepted your invitation to become the UK's latest ... and oldest ... member of Aegis Band's fanclub. Perhaps at the same time [as fellow Glaswegians] WE could, sur(r)e(l)y [*he hails from Surrey!] displace *Nigel at the "top of the forum's" comedy charts!! :lol2:
    That's quite a challenge ! I wonder if Billy Connolly might be interested in becoming a trusted / respected member of the Forum ... maybe not !!


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