A man approaches a woman in a bar, he says "So, how many men have you slept with?"
She says"That's my business!"
He says "Oh,sorry,
A man approaches a woman in a bar, he says "So, how many men have you slept with?"
She says
He says "Oh,
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
Originally Posted by nigel
As a slight variation on Nigel's theme:
Q. ... What does one call a prostitute who takes 90 minutes to satisfy her client ...?
A. ... A "hoor" and a half!
*Footnote: 'Hoor' is the Scot's pronunciation of 'whore' AND 'hour'.
, is prepared to remove it, if it's deemed to be in any way offensive.
Heh heh heh heh
Did you hear about the bisexual donkey? It had a Hee and a Haw!
(He and a Whore..)
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
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