im tagalog speaking, but I get the gist. I translate if I still can know my cebuano) hihi:
jeepney conductor (one collecting fares):move a bit so that we can start moving... Your child,mr,maybe you can carry?(sabaka)
mister: You're crazy! We took a jeepney because we are in a hurry, now you want us to take a cow?(baka)
child: Father, please give me a juicyfruit (gum)
father: child, dont be a fool, its not a juicyfruit (gum)
child: what is it then, father?
Father: Bagolbam (bubblegum)
am i correct manny?
Corny, but it did humour me, hehehe!
besides refreshed cebuano.