I realise it's a great temptation to do this, Tim. And it's the sort of thing I might so easily have succumbed to myself. But frankly, you're wasting your time ... and money ... because there's no point in "flogging a dead horse ... "!
By MY reckoning,you're a really decent guy ... who deserves a lot better ... and, trust me, you WILL meet someone worthy of your affection!