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    Smart kid?

    A family are driving behind a rubbish truck when a vibrator flies out and thumps against the windscreen.

    Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect."

    To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a like that."


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    Three gay guys are sitting in a jacuzzi bathtub.....this condom floats to the top of the water and they all look away feeling embarrassed....


    Eventually one of them speaks up..."Ok....who's farted?"






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