Little Johnny walks into his parents bedroom to find his Dad having sex with his Mum. His Dad smirks and throws a pillow at the door saying, "Get outta here, you little rascal!"
A couple of hours later Dad hears a whole lot of commotion coming from little Johnny's bedroom. He goes up to find little Johnny giving his Grandma a right royal seeing to.
Dad stands there in terror at what he is seeing.
Little Johnny turns round and smiles, "It's not so funny when it's YOUR mum, is it?"
A 70 year old man speaks to his son...
"Son, I have an erecton!
It's the first time I've had an erect
g your mother right now...so where is she?"
"Well dad, she is upstairs, but you'll have to take me with you, cause that's my d
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
eeeooooww...Originally Posted by nigel
A 70 year old man speaks to his son...
"Son, I have an erect
"Well dad, she is upstairs, but you'll have to take me with you, cause that's my d
CRITICIZING OTHERS IS A DANGEROUS THING, NOT SO MUCH BECAUSE YOU MAY MAKE MISTAKES ABOUT THEM, BUT BECAUSE YOU MAY BE REVEALING THE TRUTH ABOUT YOURSELF.
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anymore?
God grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people i had to kill because they pissed me off.
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