"Son, I have an erecton! It's the first time I've had an erecton for 15 years! I must seize this moment and shg your mother right now...so where is she?"
"Well dad, she is upstairs, but you'll have to take me with you, cause that's my dck your holding!
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CRITICIZING OTHERS IS A DANGEROUS THING, NOT SO MUCH BECAUSE YOU MAY MAKE MISTAKES ABOUT THEM, BUT BECAUSE YOU MAY BE REVEALING THE TRUTH ABOUT YOURSELF.