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    Perverted Joke

    Little Johnny walks into his parents bedroom to find his Dad having sex with his Mum. His Dad smirks and throws a pillow at the door saying, "Get outta here, you little rascal!"

    A couple of hours later Dad hears a whole lot of commotion coming from little Johnny's bedroom. He goes up to find little Johnny giving his Grandma a right royal seeing to.

    Dad stands there in terror at what he is seeing.

    Little Johnny turns round and smiles, "It's not so funny when it's YOUR mum, is it?"


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    A 70 year old man speaks to his son...

    "Son, I have an erecton! It's the first time I've had an erecton for 15 years! I must seize this moment and shg your mother right now...so where is she?"

    "Well dad, she is upstairs, but you'll have to take me with you, cause that's my dck your holding!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nigel View Post


    A 70 year old man speaks to his son...

    "Son, I have an erecton! It's the first time I've had an erecton for 15 years! I must seize this moment and shg your mother right now...so where is she?"

    "Well dad, she is upstairs, but you'll have to take me with you, cause that's my dck your holding!
    eeeooooww...
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