A young man gets washed up onto a deserted beach along with a pig and dog having survived a ship wreck.
Several weeks pass and the guy starts to get the urge for sex.
He takes a look at the dog and says "dog l coming for you get ready" but before he could get close the dog shows its fangs and attacks giving the guy a good bruising and a few nips
"bugger that" thought the guy where's that pig.
Finding the pig peacefully unaware eating grass he drops his trousers and makes his move.
But just as he about to enter the pig ,the dog appears and again attacks the guy.
Over the following weeks each attempt to shag the pig is stopped with the appearance of the dog.
Fed up the guy decides to go for a stroll along the beach when suddenly he spots washed up on the beach and covered in seaweed a beautifil blonde girl. Blue eye, long silky legs and breasts to die for he quickly gives her mouth to mouth.
She comes round, coughs ,spits out sea water for her mouth and looks up at her saviour and says " you saved my life how can l ever repay you "
You can do me a great favour
Could you take a dog for a walk.
