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    The Irish Piper
    As a bagpiper, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man who had no family or friends.
    The funeral was to be held at a cemetery in the remote countryside and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there.

    As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost and being a typical man, did not stop for directions.
    I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the crew who were eating lunch but the hearse was nowhere in sight.

    I apologized to the workers for my tardiness and stepped to the side of the open grave where I saw the vault lid already in place.

    I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long but this was the proper thing to do. The workers gathered around,
    still eating their lunch. I played out my heart and soul.

    As I played the workers began to weep. I played and I played like I'd never played before, from "Going Home" and "The Lord is My Shepherd" to "Flowers of the Forest." I closed the lengthy session with "Amazing Grace" and walked to my car.

    As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the workers saying to another, "Sweet Jeezuz, Mary'n Joseph, I never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."


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    This is Fred's joke thread.

    Please only post appreciation comments.


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    For 2010 I have a motto!

    "There is nothing the motto with me, what's the motto with you?"

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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