There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
Oh you'll love this one:
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There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
There's something strange about that last pic you've posted... not all the wall tiles are the same size?
Oh the guy with his head up his bum?...Hey I do that all the time!
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
Eight Englishman and an Irishman are in a Police Line up for a rape charge.
As soon as the victim walks in to identify the criminal, Paddy steps forward and exclaims, "Thats her! the ungrateful bitch..."
The tax disc was posted already Nige..No repeats please!!!
Its not a guy...Its a girl ... The tiles are perfectly symmetrical apart from where they were trimmed around the bath tub.Oh the guy with his head up his bum?...
I had my first night with my new Thai bride. We got into foreplay and I was sucking her off when I thought,.... "Hang on a ******* minute..."
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
WhEn A mAn TaLkS dIrTy To A wOmAn, ItS sExUaL hArAsSmEnT, wHeN a WoMaN tAlKs DiRtY tO a MaN, iT's $3.95 PeR mInUtE
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"
She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."
She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.
"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."
"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."
And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.
She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."
Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!
Bloke at the races whispers to Paddy .."do you want the winner of the next race?"
Paddy says,
.
.
.
.
.
. "No thanks, I've only got a small garden".
Two cannibals were eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"
I spent some time by the wife's grave today.
She thinks I'm digging a pond.
A prostitute told me I
could have sex for £10 as she
didn't have a womb!!
I asked how we would do it then?
She said 'acwoss the woad
against the wailings'...
The wife is pissed off again.
Last night while she was asleep I swapped her tampax for a party popper.
Honestly No sense of humour the mardy ****!
A bloke goes to the doctors and the doctor says "I'm afraid you are going to have to stop masterbating" "Why?" enquired the man - and the doctor says "Because I'm trying to examine you Mr Smith!"
my racing snail Fred has been lacking a little pace of late.
i removed his shell, in hope he would be a little more streamlined.
now he has become very sluggish.
As ever Fred , some great ones there
Not sure if this one's been done.
£14 for a full Xmas dinner that feeds three, that's why mums go to Iceland.
£10 for an 18 year old bouncing on your cock all day, that's why dads go to Thailand.
Fred, you mean to say the Rolex I bought at Divisoria Market is fake
A man in a hot air balloon realises he is lost, so reduces altitude and spots a woman below. He
descends more and shouts to the woman, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would
meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the
ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west
longitude."
"You must be in Information Technology," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist," everything you told me is, technically correct, but I've no idea
what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help
at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."
The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to
where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you�ve no idea how to
keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the
same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow it's my fault!"
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