Server Down Time

[KeithD]

Sorry about that, one of the partitions ran out of space, and it's taken a while figuring out what can be safely deleted.

[aromulus]

Sorry about that, one of the partitions ran out of space, and it's taken a while figuring out what can be safely deleted.

All of Your posts...???

[KeithD]

I'll have to take it down again some time and move the MySQL databases elsewhere.

[KeithD]

All of Your posts...???

...banning Dom may help

[triple5]

...banning Dom may help

It's that big text taking up all the space

[jam07]

Sorry about that, one of the partitions ran out of space, and it's taken a while figuring out what can be safely deleted.

thank you sir keith!

[aromulus]

It's that big text taking up all the space

Yeah.... it is all Nigel's fault....

[joebloggs]

Sorry about that, one of the partitions ran out of space, and it's taken a while figuring out what can be safely deleted.

just delete those 'nature' films you have , doms got a copy of them

[September]

Sorry about that, one of the partitions ran out of space, and it's taken a while figuring out what can be safely deleted.

All of Your posts...???

...banning Dom may help

just delete those 'nature' films you have , doms got a copy of them

[pennybarry]

...banning Dom may help

Please don't! We need Roman Empires these days!

[IainBusby]

...banning Dom may help

Yea, if your servers didn't have to store all of his anti labour, anti gordon tirades that would probably save you a few terabytes.

[aromulus]

Yea, if your servers didn't have to store all of his anti labour, anti gordon tirades that would probably save you a few terabytes.

Says the forum shop steward.....

Down tools.... Everybody out!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IainBusby]

Says the forum shop steward.....

Down tools.... Everybody out!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's the wrong time of year for walkouts...... if the weather's no good you might as well be at work.

FYI. I've never been an active trade unionist never mind a shop stupid as we used to call them and I only ever joined a union where it was a closed shop and I had to if I wanted to keep my job.

PS. My late father who, voted conservative all of his life, became a shop steward in the 70's because he wanted to stop all of the strikes and the only other candidates for the job were known militants.

[KeithD]

Down tools.... Everybody out!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wasn't holding it.... honest guv!

[KeithD]

I've moved the MySQL directory now so that should stop the forum hanging from lack of space.

[Arthur Little]

one of the partitions ran out of space, and it's taken a while figuring out what can be safely deleted.

... Wonder if that was the cause of the problem I experienced last week?

[KeithD]

... Wonder if that was the cause of the problem I experienced last week?

Nope .... that was just you

[aromulus]

... Wonder if that was the cause of the problem I experienced last week?

Incontinence...???

[Doc Alan]

Incontinence...???

Yes, of the verbal type , to be treated by a few days in Paris, but it may return ...

[aromulus]

to be treated by a few days in Paris,

Any chance for a prescription for two weeks in Italy, doc...?

I seem to suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder, not as bad as Keith, mind you, as I don't really like the Vegas sunshine...
And the yanks do me head in, just by talking and breathing...

[Doc Alan]

Any chance for a prescription for two weeks in Italy, doc...?

I seem to suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder

Yes I made that diagnosis with you when I joined the forum in September
Now I've got it maybe we could get paid to go on "Grumpy Old Men" ?
As for Keith, is he a scammer ?
There go my reps .....

[aromulus]

As for Keith, is he a scammer ?

Worse than that....

He's a scouser....

[Doc Alan]

It's taken me 4 months to understand this forum but I'm getting there...
Someone told me to light up ....or was it lighten up !!!

[aromulus]

It's taken me 4 months to understand this forum but I'm getting there...
Someone told me to light up ....or was it lighten up !!!

Yeah, we can all be rather disfunctional, and like to make things more bearable by using humour, of some sort or the other.

But basically the main aim of the forum is to be of help to other people undergoing the heartbreaking and frustrating journey of long distance relationships.

It is a pity that some people, after their successful outcome in getting a visa of some sort, don't stick around anymore and try to help others, but it is a free country.

[KeithD]

I seem to suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder, not as bad as Keith, mind you, as I don't really like the Vegas sunshine...

I can feel it coming on again!

..... but it is a free country.

Who told you that lie?

[aromulus]

Who told you that lie?

You...

dammit...!!!!!!!!!!!

[joebloggs]

I seem to suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder

yes becuase your a chelsea fan

[triple5]

yes becuase your a chelsea fan

Could be worse. as a liverpool fan our SAD is going to last all year

[Arthur Little]

Nope .... that was just you

... and BAB ... and Bluebirdjones ... and Sim11UK and ...

Anyway, all's well NOW - just sorry YOU'VE had all the hassle to contend with!

[KeithD]

Thanks to Yahoo for bringing my server down last night. I changed the IP on one of my article directories and although Yahoo had it indexed it decided it was a new site and would index all 250,000 pages at the same time!!!