Want to help a friend

[pennybarry]

thanks penny, how will i know you made contact with her?

... as always you are sooo kulit boss kieth!

Please invite me on your wedding!


Here comes the bride,
all dressed in white.

Stepped on a turtle,
and down came her girdle

Stepped on a frog,
off came her bra!

Here Comes the bride,
all fat and wide.

Here comes the groom,
skinney as a broom.

Here comes the bride
fair, fat and wide,

slipped on a banana peel
and went for a ride

Here comes the bride
All dressed in white
Where is the groom
In the toilet room
Where is the ring
In the toilet thing

Here comes the Bride
Where is the Groom
Down on Second Street
In a saloon.

Here comes the bride
Big fat and wide
See how she wobbles
From side to side.

Here comes the groom
Skinny as a room
He'd wobble too
If he had any room.

Here comes the bride
All fat and wide
Steps into a taxi
falls out the other side.