Ultimate Essex Girl Joke!

[Fitzy]

An Essex girl and an Irish guy are in a bar when the Essex Girl notices something strange about the wellies the Irish guy is wearing.
She says, 'Scuse me mate, I ain't being funny or nuffink, but why doz one of your wellies 'ave an L on it and the uva one's got an R on it?'
The Irish guy smiles, puts down his glass of Guinness and replies, 'Well, I'm a little bit tick you see. The one wit the R on it is for me right foot and the one wit the L is for me Left foot'
'Cor blimey', exclaims the Essex girl, 'So THATS why me knickers 'ave got C&A on them!'

[Jamesey]

Heh heh, that's a good one. But only to those of us who know what C&A was!

[Fitzy]

Heh heh, that's a good one. But only to those of us who know what C&A was!

Hahahaah. I almost died with laughter

Only dirty minds like ours will get that 1